Sunday, July 10, 2011

I tried to put a silencer on a chainsaw...?

I tried to add a laser to my chainsaw so I could make really precise cuts, and then I tried to add a silencer. However, my friends told me it wasn't a good idea, and I ended up in the emergency room. Now I'm dead. Someone with a really bad sunburn walked up to me and told me, "it was his time to go." Now my name is legally changed to Satan. So my question is, do you think I am a good ruler in terms of owning YOUR soul?

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